molly ofgeography
first class is honestly the best argument for entering into an income-based marriage
yesterday, on my flight back to chicago from atlanta, i was mysteriously bumped to first class, for no reason at all that i could...
Search
molly ofgeography
- Aug 31, 2017
- 7 min
at least one family has a pretty weird vacation video fo me in the bahamas
you know, there are few things in this world that i am unequivocally sure of. what adult life has taught me so far is i don’t know...
665 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Jul 22, 2017
- 8 min
There's Significantly More Milk In This Story About Teenage Drinking Than You're Expecting
i wasn’t cool in high school. i’m sure that’s not surprising to any of you. i mean, i was okay? i had friends. people liked me. but i...
1,049 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Jul 1, 2017
- 7 min
THEIR TEETH, BUDDY!!!; Or, I Respect Sharks' Right To Live But They Should Stay TF Away From Me
when i was A Teen, i went to fiji for like ... 5 weeks. my stepfather paid for the trip as a high school graduation present, and it was a...
467 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Jun 3, 2017
- 9 min
Roses Are Red, Carnations Are Pink, This Was A Mistake, Oh God, This Was A Terrible Mistake
as a high school freshman, i was in love with a senior boy. his name was something like, but not exactly, harry. my high school did have...
693 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Mar 7, 2017
- 7 min
You Think They’re Normal But Your Parents Could Be Hiring Hitmen Under Your VERY NOSE
until the fourth grade, i lived with my dad, brother and sister in gentle suburban massachusetts where i could ride my bike to school. my...
692 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Feb 12, 2017
- 6 min
WASPs Don’t Talk About Their Problems
growing up, for the most part, i really liked school and didn’t mind getting up in the morning to attend it. which is not to say that...
1,053 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Nov 16, 2016
- 4 min
an open letter to my next-door neighbor: i will never forgive and i will never forget
dear neighbor, who, for the purposes of this letter, will be named todd, listen. i know i eat a lot of takeout. maybe, arguably, i eat...
627 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Jun 26, 2016
- 5 min
SWITZERLAND!!!!!
day 1 look it's fine or whatever but someone needs to track down jetlag and punch it right in the face. i can't handle it. i consider...
133 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- May 28, 2016
- 3 min
The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building & Only Sees Me When I Look Disgusting
some people find love! and some people are just trash monsters forever. The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t...
586 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Jan 26, 2016
- 4 min
the time i walked in on a robbery and tried to buy some wine
i really love wine. the thing you have to know about me is that fundamentally, to my core, the only thing i really want out of life is to...
17,017 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Nov 16, 2015
- 3 min
the time i was a DONUT GOD
believe it or not, "trashbag" is a compliment. OKAY SO THE THING ABOUT TRASHBAG DONUTS IS: i worked at a camp for kids the summer that I...
610 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Oct 16, 2015
- 5 min
the time my highschool boyf and i got stuck on a roof
contrary to what i feel like might be popular belief, i didn’t get up to too many hijinks in high school. i mean, i was in our version of...
373 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Aug 2, 2015
- 4 min
the time i conquered an oven and almost killed myself with coffee
i have always had a somewhat tenuous relationship with fire. when i was in argentina i did a homestay and my housemom, MonMons (real name...
392 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- May 19, 2015
- 5 min
the time i got stuck on a ski lift and almost ruined a family vacation
in hindsight, honestly, i'm MORE surprised it didn't happen sooner. back when i lived with my dad, until i was 10 or so, we used to go...
334 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- May 14, 2015
- 4 min
the time i got robbed at knifepoint (but by a gentleman)
i don't know a LOT about robbery but i DO know that you should go into it with a gameplan. so when i was studying in argentina, it was...
452 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Feb 13, 2015
- 5 min
the worst email i’ve ever sent
this isn't really a "story" so much as a "PSA about email safety." when i was in undergrad i wrote my thesis on translations of...
452 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Feb 10, 2015
- 4 min
the time that PAUL MCCARTNEY gave me a swimming lesson
i'm sorry, paul. DISCLAIMER: i have no memory of this story. this is just a story that has been told to me SO MANY TIMES that quite...
1,084 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Jan 9, 2015
- 4 min
the time my mom adopted a wild boar and it all went very badly, as anticipated
life on the farm is weird and has gone a long way toward preparing me for the weirdness that is adult life. so something that you have to...
319 views0 comments
molly ofgeography
- Dec 15, 2014
- 5 min
the time my cousin barea accidentally lit her head on fire and now i think she’s hiding something
she was stone cold. the woman has ice in her veins. around christmastime a few years ago—let’s say 5 years? maybe 6? i don’t know, some...
346 views0 comments