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    molly ofgeography
    • May 29, 2018
    • 4 min

    first class is honestly the best argument for entering into an income-based marriage

    yesterday, on my flight back to chicago from atlanta, i was mysteriously bumped to first class, for no reason at all that i could...
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    at least one family has a pretty weird vacation video fo me in the bahamas
    molly ofgeography
    • Aug 31, 2017
    • 7 min

    at least one family has a pretty weird vacation video fo me in the bahamas

    you know, there are few things in this world that i am unequivocally sure of. what adult life has taught me so far is i don’t know...
    665 views0 comments
    There's Significantly More Milk In This Story About Teenage Drinking Than You're Expecting
    molly ofgeography
    • Jul 22, 2017
    • 8 min

    There's Significantly More Milk In This Story About Teenage Drinking Than You're Expecting

    i wasn’t cool in high school. i’m sure that’s not surprising to any of you. i mean, i was okay? i had friends. people liked me. but i...
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    THEIR TEETH, BUDDY!!!; Or, I Respect Sharks' Right To Live But They Should Stay TF Away From Me
    molly ofgeography
    • Jul 1, 2017
    • 7 min

    THEIR TEETH, BUDDY!!!; Or, I Respect Sharks' Right To Live But They Should Stay TF Away From Me

    when i was A Teen, i went to fiji for like ... 5 weeks. my stepfather paid for the trip as a high school graduation present, and it was a...
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    Roses Are Red, Carnations Are Pink, This Was A Mistake, Oh God, This Was A Terrible Mistake
    molly ofgeography
    • Jun 3, 2017
    • 9 min

    Roses Are Red, Carnations Are Pink, This Was A Mistake, Oh God, This Was A Terrible Mistake

    as a high school freshman, i was in love with a senior boy. his name was something like, but not exactly, harry. my high school did have...
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    You Think They’re Normal But Your Parents Could Be Hiring Hitmen Under Your VERY NOSE
    molly ofgeography
    • Mar 7, 2017
    • 7 min

    You Think They’re Normal But Your Parents Could Be Hiring Hitmen Under Your VERY NOSE

    until the fourth grade, i lived with my dad, brother and sister in gentle suburban massachusetts where i could ride my bike to school. my...
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    molly ofgeography
    • Feb 12, 2017
    • 6 min

    WASPs Don’t Talk About Their Problems

    growing up, for the most part, i really liked school and didn’t mind getting up in the morning to attend it. which is not to say that...
    1,053 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • Nov 16, 2016
    • 4 min

    an open letter to my next-door neighbor: i will never forgive and i will never forget

    dear neighbor, who, for the purposes of this letter, will be named todd, listen. i know i eat a lot of takeout. maybe, arguably, i eat...
    627 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • Jun 26, 2016
    • 5 min

    SWITZERLAND!!!!!

    day 1 look it's fine or whatever but someone needs to track down jetlag and punch it right in the face. i can't handle it. i consider...
    133 views0 comments
    The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building & Only Sees Me When I Look Disgusting
    molly ofgeography
    • May 28, 2016
    • 3 min

    The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building & Only Sees Me When I Look Disgusting

    some people find love! and some people are just trash monsters forever. The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t...
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    the time i walked in on a robbery and tried to buy some wine
    molly ofgeography
    • Jan 26, 2016
    • 4 min

    the time i walked in on a robbery and tried to buy some wine

    i really love wine. the thing you have to know about me is that fundamentally, to my core, the only thing i really want out of life is to...
    17,017 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • Nov 16, 2015
    • 3 min

    the time i was a DONUT GOD

    believe it or not, "trashbag" is a compliment. OKAY SO THE THING ABOUT TRASHBAG DONUTS IS: i worked at a camp for kids the summer that I...
    610 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • Oct 16, 2015
    • 5 min

    the time my highschool boyf and i got stuck on a roof

    contrary to what i feel like might be popular belief, i didn’t get up to too many hijinks in high school. i mean, i was in our version of...
    373 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • Aug 2, 2015
    • 4 min

    the time i conquered an oven and almost killed myself with coffee

    i have always had a somewhat tenuous relationship with fire. when i was in argentina i did a homestay and my housemom, MonMons (real name...
    392 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • May 19, 2015
    • 5 min

    the time i got stuck on a ski lift and almost ruined a family vacation

    in hindsight, honestly, i'm MORE surprised it didn't happen sooner. back when i lived with my dad, until i was 10 or so, we used to go...
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    the time i got robbed at knifepoint (but by a gentleman)
    molly ofgeography
    • May 14, 2015
    • 4 min

    the time i got robbed at knifepoint (but by a gentleman)

    i don't know a LOT about robbery but i DO know that you should go into it with a gameplan. so when i was studying in argentina, it was...
    452 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • Feb 13, 2015
    • 5 min

    the worst email i’ve ever sent

    this isn't really a "story" so much as a "PSA about email safety." when i was in undergrad i wrote my thesis on translations of...
    452 views0 comments
    molly ofgeography
    • Feb 10, 2015
    • 4 min

    the time that PAUL MCCARTNEY gave me a swimming lesson

    i'm sorry, paul. DISCLAIMER: i have no memory of this story. this is just a story that has been told to me SO MANY TIMES that quite...
    1,084 views0 comments
    the time my mom adopted a wild boar and it all went very badly, as anticipated
    molly ofgeography
    • Jan 9, 2015
    • 4 min

    the time my mom adopted a wild boar and it all went very badly, as anticipated

    life on the farm is weird and has gone a long way toward preparing me for the weirdness that is adult life. so something that you have to...
    319 views0 comments
    the time my cousin barea accidentally lit her head on fire and now i think she’s hiding something
    molly ofgeography
    • Dec 15, 2014
    • 5 min

    the time my cousin barea accidentally lit her head on fire and now i think she’s hiding something

    she was stone cold. the woman has ice in her veins. around christmastime a few years ago—let’s say 5 years? maybe 6? i don’t know, some...
    346 views0 comments
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