you know, there are few things in this world that i am unequivocally sure of. what adult life has taught me so far is i don’t know anything about anything. i...

i wasn’t cool in high school. i’m sure that’s not surprising to any of you. i mean, i was okay? i had friends. people liked me. but i was, by no stretch of t...

when i was A Teen, i went to fiji for like ... 5 weeks. my stepfather paid for the trip as a high school graduation present, and it was a great time. i went w...

as a high school freshman, i was in love with a senior boy. his name was something like, but not exactly, harry. my high school did have a handsome boy who w...

until the fourth grade, i lived with my dad, brother and sister in gentle suburban massachusetts where i could ride my bike to school. my mom, however, rode ...

some people find love! and some people are just trash monsters forever. The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t know his name. we m...

i really love wine. the thing you have to know about me is that fundamentally, to my core, the only thing i really want out of life is to never be gauche or ...

i don't know a LOT about robbery but i DO know that you should go into it with a gameplan. so when i was studying in argentina, it was like a thursday, and t...

life on the farm is weird and has gone a long way toward preparing me for the weirdness that is adult life. so something that you have to understand about my...

she was stone cold. the woman has ice in her veins. around christmastime a few years ago—let’s say 5 years? maybe 6? i don’t know, some time between 2005 and...