THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS WON THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS CAN YOU B E L I E V E!!!!!!! #music

this is a song about how it's not MEDUSA'S fault that men kept turning up just asking to be turned to stone. maybe they should take some...

this is a totally normal song i wrote about my totally normal reaction to hearing connie francis' version of "oh my darling clementine"...

haha. what a fool.

one dummy. two muddy feet. the test of a lifetime. #hahajokes #yourgirl