.... and nobody believed her.

school starts again. sappho reads fanfiction. the circle is the best shape there is.

over the course of six summers, heff and dité fall in love. over the course of one, ares grows himself a root.

manny toughens up. dio makes a friend. hector .... loves his brother. or whatever. he guesses.

heff, dité, and ares, figuring it out.

dio writes a credo. athena gives some advice. dité ... bleeds.

helen makes a friend; odysseus makes a table; PK makes a crisis; zeke makes a mistake; athena makes a bet; and delta chi makes a nest.

sappho writes a poem. hera makes a deal. darius makes the perfect shot.

homer has a crush. odysseus has a revelation. hector, unfortunately, as you probably already know, has a brother.

it can be hard to keep all these rowdy youths straight. allow me to help. alpha sigma phi house agford "aggy" atreus vice president...

the handbook is manny's idea, because of course it is. odysseus doesn't know how he got roped in to being the final proofreader.

AC & PK get a roommate, the delta chis get a rooftop tanning bed, and nessa gets angry.

the trojans get kicked off campus, the DnD crew get rejected by an elf barmaid, and you know it's serious when AC gets his heelies out.

“listen, man,” homer says, “i dunno what you want me to tell you. like, i wasn’t even there.” (it's the illiad, but markedly worse.)