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i know what you're thinking: "who asked for this?" my mom, that's who. you want me to disappoint my mom? you gonna stand there and look me in the eyes and tell me you want me to disappoint elise????


1) The Song About Medusa Was LITERALLY Just Minding Her Business And Perseus Can Fuck Off
2) The Song My Therapist Says Is About Maladaptive Coping Mechanisms But I Say Is About The Indelibility Of The Human Spirit
3) The Song That Has Spanish In It And I'm Sensitive About It So Be Nice
4) The Song That's Not About Birds

5) The Song About How The Pandemic Really Ruined A Lot Of Things For Us, But Also, It's About Just Hanging Out At Home

 

is it "good"? Who knows, but it does exist, and you should listen to it. as the great poet-philosopher daniel radcliffe once said, "I tried, and therefore no one should criticize me."

stream or download at basically all the places you can do that! spotify is my steaming service of choice but you do you, babe.

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from the girl who brought you "The Iliad Except It's Set In A College Fraternity" comes:


1) The Song That Made My Producer Go, “Wait, What Was That Bit About Worms?”
2) The Song My Producer Said I Had To Append A Parenthetical To So That People Would Be Able To Find It Because The Lyrics Never Mention The Title Once But I Was Raised On Fanfiction So Joke’s On You, Pal! I Love A Long Title With A Parenthetical In It!!!
3) The Song That Is Sad, and
4) The Song My Producer Said I Was Not Allowed To Name “CHICAGO IS BETTER THAN NEW YORK”

 

is it "good"? Who knows, but it does exist, and you should listen to it. as the great poet-philosopher daniel radcliffe once said, "I tried, and therefore no one should criticize me."

stream or download everywhere!