if you’re a new north american hockey fan and you keep hearing all these weird terms that don’t seem to make sense or have any application to a buncha humans with knives on their feet, no fear! “i am hockey (and you can too!)” is here.
every summer since 1963, all 30 teams in the NHL go to the nearest 7/11 and buy a Mega Millions ticket. then they put a bunch of 18-year-olds in a room and watch them fight to the death. last man standing wins the calder award and everyone goes home. nobody knows what happens to the mega millions ticket, but gary bettman buys a new boat and has very shiny shoes.