listen, internet. i need to get something off my chest. i know that brewed coffee can be Bad. okay? i know. i know!!! we all know!!! espresso is your cool hip fancy coffee and when you drink it you automatically gain 4 Sophistication Points (tm). espresso automatically makes you more likely to find a lover fifteen years your senior who is willing to pay off your student loans. espresso believes that the author is dead and acknowledges graffiti as protest art. i get it, europe

day 1 look it's fine or whatever but someone needs to track down jetlag and punch it right in the face. i can't handle it. i consider myself a moderately-to-very strong person but i cannot deal with jetlag at all, not even a tiny bit, i hate being tired so much it makes me all weepy about things. i've cried four times today and all for very stupid reasons: i saw mountains the tiny 14-year-old boy in a pink sweatershirt next to me on the plane was reading a book about ada love