THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS WON THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS CAN YOU B E L I E V E!!!!!!! #music

this is a song about how it's not MEDUSA'S fault that men kept turning up just asking to be turned to stone. maybe they should take some responsibility for their actions!!! they knew the deal!!!! #music

this is a totally normal song i wrote about my totally normal reaction to hearing connie francis' version of "oh my darling clementine" right before i went for a run. #music

i mean, besides "literally always." WELCOME TO NEW YORK WHEN: an hour before dinner, when you have plans to go out after. listen while applying lipstick, while elongating your eyelashes, while raising one foot and then the other in front of the mirror trying to pick a pair of boots. i don’t know how people who don’t do these things get dressed when they’re trying to keep their energy up and avoid texting their friends or dates or long-term boy/girl friends to be like, “jUST K