The Great Foot Mud Bath Disaster
one dummy. two muddy feet. the test of a lifetime. #hahajokes #yourgirl
The Great Foot Mud Bath Disaster
the time i walked in on a robbery and tried to buy some wine
the time i was a DONUT GOD
the time my highschool boyf and i got stuck on a roof
the time i conquered an oven and almost killed myself with coffee
the time i got stuck on a ski lift and almost ruined a family vacation
the time i got robbed at knifepoint (but by a gentleman)
the worst email i’ve ever sent
the time that PAUL MCCARTNEY gave me a swimming lesson
the time my mom adopted a wild boar and it all went very badly, as anticipated
the time my cousin barea accidentally lit her head on fire and now i think she’s hiding something
the time i accidentally tripped on ambien and tried to fight my own reflection
the time i brought shame on my high school in front of the AP review board
the time i almost died thanks to a piece of luxury furniture
the time my mother left me to die in a fire so that she could rescue five fish, all named jerry
the time i got drunk on a tuesday and threw bar nuts at strangers
the time my friend ginna fell out of the ceiling
the time a slight misunderstanding almost sent me to porn prison
the time with the Great Jam Caper