molly ofgeography
the time my highschool boyf and i got stuck on a roof
contrary to what i feel like might be popular belief, i didn’t get up to too many hijinks in high school. i mean, i was in our version of...
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molly ofgeography
- Sep 15, 2015
- 7 min
Return to Sender
Elvis gets hundreds of Valentines every year. Elvis was a blond. He died his hair. That was the first hard lesson about love that Leni...
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molly ofgeography
- Jul 23, 2015
- 3 min
how to: love your spiders
they're all named henrietta, even the boy spiders. so ur FIBS is a pretty self-confident person. i don’t think you have to spend a lot of...
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molly ofgeography
- May 19, 2015
- 5 min
the time i got stuck on a ski lift and almost ruined a family vacation
in hindsight, honestly, i'm MORE surprised it didn't happen sooner. back when i lived with my dad, until i was 10 or so, we used to go...
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molly ofgeography
- May 16, 2015
- 2 min
how to: pack for a family reunion
good news: your family has to love you no matter what. 1. DEFINITELY wait until the very last minute to do everything, including putting...
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molly ofgeography
- Feb 13, 2015
- 3 min
YOU CAN’T FIT 12 COPS IN A VW BUG, JAMES B!!!
STOP TELLING ME THAT YOU WENT 125 MILES PER HOUR ON YOUR BIKE!!!!!!!! sorry everybody sorry sorry, but i'm having this rAGE SPIRAL right...
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molly ofgeography
- Dec 15, 2014
- 5 min
the time my cousin barea accidentally lit her head on fire and now i think she’s hiding something
she was stone cold. the woman has ice in her veins. around christmastime a few years ago—let’s say 5 years? maybe 6? i don’t know, some...
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molly ofgeography
- Nov 14, 2014
- 5 min
the time i accidentally tripped on ambien and tried to fight my own reflection
learn your lessons well: you are not more powerful than hallucinogens. so ambien can be a really good drug for people with bad insomnia....
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molly ofgeography
- Oct 31, 2014
- 4 min
the time i brought shame on my high school in front of the AP review board
stay in school, kids. hmmmmm. so while i was at boarding school i took ap physics, which was a bad decision for all parties involved...
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molly ofgeography
- Oct 2, 2014
- 3 min
the time my mother left me to die in a fire so that she could rescue five fish, all named jerry
i know my mother loves me. but. so obviously the problem with listening to country music too much is that it is a constant reminder of my...
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molly ofgeography
- Sep 16, 2014
- 5 min
the time my friend ginna fell out of the ceiling
ginna and i remember this story differently, but this is my blog, so i get to tell it how i want. my school had this thing called “senior...
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molly ofgeography
- Aug 8, 2014
- 3 min
the time a slight misunderstanding almost sent me to porn prison
the problem with pay-per-view is that you have to pay per view. so here’s a fun story about the first wives club. guess who loves this...
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