the time my highschool boyf and i got stuck on a roof
contrary to what i feel like might be popular belief, i didn’t get up to too many hijinks in high school. i mean, i was in our version of...
the time my highschool boyf and i got stuck on a roof
Return to Sender
how to: love your spiders
the time i got stuck on a ski lift and almost ruined a family vacation
how to: pack for a family reunion
YOU CAN’T FIT 12 COPS IN A VW BUG, JAMES B!!!
the time my cousin barea accidentally lit her head on fire and now i think she’s hiding something
the time i accidentally tripped on ambien and tried to fight my own reflection
the time i brought shame on my high school in front of the AP review board
the time my mother left me to die in a fire so that she could rescue five fish, all named jerry
the time my friend ginna fell out of the ceiling
the time a slight misunderstanding almost sent me to porn prison