AC & PK get a roommate, the delta chis get a rooftop tanning bed, and nessa gets angry.

the trojans get kicked off campus, the DnD crew get rejected by an elf barmaid, and you know it's serious when AC gets his heelies out.

“listen, man,” homer says, “i dunno what you want me to tell you. like, i wasn’t even there.” (it's the illiad, but markedly worse.)